beyoncesnopantsdance
BeyoncesNoPantsDance
beyoncesnopantsdance

All is not lost! District Attorney is definitely the 25-45 age bracket!

I wonder why didn't Scarlett Johansson just go ask Emma and Andrew for a picture?

Perfection. I guffawed.

Or also when they think they are going to die.

Ah the blissful ignorance of childhood. Crying when a toy gets taken away, and but totally unaware then they legitimately may die. People are going to scream when they become terrified because they may be about to die.

Fear is sometimes irrational. When a plane is seemingly about to go down, fear is not irrational. People have physical reactions to fear. These reactions include breathing quickly, a racing heart, running away, and yes, screaming.

I would have been throwing up like Brian and Peter in the ipecac episode.

Right. Because your kid wouldn't be thinking something was going wrong at all when the plane started bouncing and shaking like that.

You must not have heard all the men screaming over the women.

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You crazy. She's always been amazing, live and recorded.

"How to Be a Supple Leapard" is not really the name of the book, is it? Sixty percent of the time the techniques work 100 percent of the time?

Isn't that one of the Palin kid names?

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That one note being sung directly through the nose.

Become terrifying stalker of not one but two people, one of whom she assaulted. She's flat out nuts. And dangerous.

Mulaney's inclusion/involvement in this makes this more outrageous. He is detestable (for no particular reason). How did THAT guy get a show?

She put her whole purse in her coin slot.

Prior convictions means these animals will be in prison for a long time.

According to United, he was two thousand and late.

She reminds me of a muppet.