You must not have heard all the men screaming over the women.

You crazy. She's always been amazing, live and recorded.

"How to Be a Supple Leapard" is not really the name of the book, is it? Sixty percent of the time the techniques work 100 percent of the time?

Isn't that one of the Palin kid names?

+ nothing

That one note being sung directly through the nose.

Become terrifying stalker of not one but two people, one of whom she assaulted. She's flat out nuts. And dangerous.

Mulaney's inclusion/involvement in this makes this more outrageous. He is detestable (for no particular reason). How did THAT guy get a show?

She put her whole purse in her coin slot.

Prior convictions means these animals will be in prison for a long time.

According to United, he was two thousand and late.

She reminds me of a muppet.

This is timely as my friend just posted a picture on FB of a barefooted man, with this leg crossed (so that the soul of the foot is facing the people to the left of him) sitting in a crowded boarding area. His shoes were leather loafers.

I'm surprised that the tweets didn't say "duck" words. I want his autocorrect.