Either I’ll be able rely on robots or I’ll just simply blow my brains out and set it up so that when my dead body falls, it will hit a switch, triggering my Rube Goldberg machine to set me on fire and scoop my ashes into an urn so I don’t have to bother anyone. I’ll leave my shit fully packed, ready to be moved or…

I like dogs. But..

If sound quality is not a priority, just get the cheap Aukey, Anker, mPow, etc branded Bluetooth earphones that kinja deals posts all the time. They go as low as $10 (most recently) and are usually between $15-$20. I have a couple of them and have held up well under wet (sweaty) conditions. Keeping it charged is…

I guess the theory is that the file can passed digitally to an external DAC via the lightning/usb port. But if the file is lossy to begin with I’m not sure what that gains you. Music has always sounded great to me over the normal headphone jack as long as the file I’m playing is good. Removal of the jack apparently…

The sexual harassment stuff is bunk (unless there’s more damning texts,) but there’s possibly a gripe here. The dick stuff is nothing more than a few raunchy texts between bandmates (that she in no way discouraged, and seemed to willingly engage in.) That said, being fired from your job because you refuse to change…

I’m just (not at all) stunned that Shaun White is a complete douchebag

Hah, the photorealism on that car was such that I thought I was replying to a Jalopnik article.

Dem PC mods are making my console-self jealous. A little bit anyway.

New police AI. Dayum. Meaning the cops won’t try to kill you for hitting their car.

Why the fuck is health care an INDUSTRY in the first place??? I know, America, capitalism, profits etc. but wtf!!! No way to reconcile care and the best interests of a human being with the bottom line. Ffs.

Excellent. So I suspect the only insurance I’ll be able to get next year via the ACA is through FuckYouPayMeYouGetNothing Corp. And since the costs have been doubling every year, I’ll be paying about half my salary for insurance that doesn’t cover a goddamn thing or will be accepted by any reputable doctor. Fantastic.

... Wait, HOTS has a Samus skin, and I wasn’t told?! Goddamnit, now I’m gonna have to check out that game. And play a healer to boot! that’s like... Two wrong turns!

Nintendo’s responce: “Who’s Samus?”

lmao god this sounds worse than going to a party where crossfitters find each other

Don’t forget to stretch before patting your back so hard.

You sound positively insufferable. Sheesh.

Typical legal precepts (or standards of human behavior) don’t apply in Florida.

Corruption and legal chicanery in college football? In Florida? Surely you jest.

Your group sounds like a really fun group of people to hang out with. “Hey, look what we can do that you can’t!”

Your story would be more believable with a video link.

...basically impossible..

I don’t get it. Touching hands is a lot less physical contact than getting your ass handed to you.