yeah, except what you wrote is better than what he wrote.

Also: world’s most simple lyrics. He’s practically “yeah yeah, my dick gets big, then I put it in her vagina. Yeah. She’s a girl. I have a dick. I have sex with my dick.” Lyrical master indeed.

And “stimulated” just has to be the least sexy word ever. *barfing forever*

“She a big girl dog, yeah I’m putting in, I’m penetrating, I’m getting big, yeah I’m stimulated.”

That also serves as an adept description of what is wrong with both Tyga's and Jared Fogle's romantic/sexual predilictions.

Okay, so, once I got done throwing up in a corner, I have some concerns. Does everyone just stop caring that she’s underage because she’s famous? Are we ready to admit the Kardashian family is pretty sick? Their mother seems to take joy in the fact their claim to fame is sex tapes and duck face.

But also his rapping is terrible though

This song probably leads off every single one of Jared Fogle's Spotify playlists...

How many times is he going to admit to statutory rape on video?