I was lazy with my contacts for several months after I had a head injury. I ended up developing ulcers (ULCERS!!!) on both my eyeballs. The treatment was administering drops every 4 hours for a week and then 2 months of rewetting drops so I could produce tears again.

Ahh 9th grade science taught me this via a Genetics tic-tac-toe box! Still couldn't explain how the odds were taken out back behind the dumpster and severely beaten by my hazel-eyed mother & brown-eyed father having a blue-eyed girl (me!) and my maternal aunt (green) and uncle (brown) having a brown-eyed girl and…

That pasta looks really, really delicious. But I'm so classy I usually just eat from the pot I'm cooking in. Seriously. Why wash multiple dishes? I'm an environmentalist. And lazy.

Half my twitter friends are bummed about waiting so long to see the Family Confidence Dance again.

In this not at all litigious country, it's surely a brilliant plan to allow people to move from one moving object to another without any issue at all!

I'm pretty sure this will get cancelled ASAP. Then my cul-de-sac crew will come drunkily (it's a word) back into my sad, lacking life.

I think the boyfriend on Whitney is adorable and lovable and sweet as all get out. I do NOT understand why he's with Whitney. She has no redeeming qualities at all so I reckon he's just with her because she's "hot", which makes me dislike him.

I use Twitter as IM because I follow my friends and they follow me. We all know each other so we use it instead of multiple texting.

Things my roommate and I think about this show:

That's what happens when the internet is editable by people. It's all about sex and poop jokes.

I wholeheartedly support the use of 'rando' instead of 'craycray'. Rando sounds so much more mature and not at all Valley girl high-school.

Two of my cousins have spawned and the spelling of their kid's names is horrific. Zayvia, Jaidyn, Madysonne, Leeha. Say them phonetically but spell them by randomly bashing a keyboard with your face.

Interesting! That would then lead into a further control option in which the rooms are identical in every way but still separated by a door (sliding, regular, glass?). How would that effect the results?

I watch Bethenney's shows because she's a bitch and I love it but I could not think of something worse/skeevy/skanky to watch than a Kim-spinoff. Maybe Phaedra.

Honestly, this sounds somewhat plausible to me. It's like getting out of bed. The day doesn't start until you commit to getting up, because it's a break between asleep and awake. For me, until I have a shower at night, I can't begin to relax. It's my personal switch between day/stress and night/calm.

I'd love to have curls like her!

I lived in Toronto for a year and never caught that, however I still can barely hold a giggle when you say OU words. I'm such a child. I never hear it on tv, unless they are intentionally making fun of it, but living there I heard it all the time and it tickled me!

Oh! I see it, thank you! That just makes the whole thing stupid now. The designers should have defied gravity and figured a solution.

Um... might be a stupid question but: how do you walk the upside down loop bit? Someone here has to have the knowledge of how it's possible. Otherwise you'll get a backlog of people just standing there, confused.

I will tell you, as an Australian, we tend to do the rising inflection at the end of sentences, no matter if it's a question or not. I don't know why this is, but after moving overseas, I kept being called on it and purposefully adjusted my speech to repair it. Now whenever I hear other Australians talk, I cringe…