Copses get more rights to their body than women. I am so sick of this crap. Mr. Pumpkin’s family is HARD CORE Pro-Life. They volunteer at a “Pregnancy Resource Center,” that never admits it agenda UNTIL you are there (even the Health Department will send you there for “Pregnancy Counseling.”)

Oh my gosh, spit out my tea. You are a pun goddess.

Ergh. Reading about Republican wife-beaters high on cough suppressant, what a way to start the day. Led right into a rant about Dick Cheney and how utterly repugnant our elected officials are allowed to be. God damn, may he be punished by perpetual hemorrhoids, Addison’s disease, and a long time in a small cell.

All I have to say is "Cheryl Tiegs,".....it's gotta' be Cheryl Tiegs. Look at the shuffleboard people, it is clearly the game of the young and beautiful who like value, comfort and style.

I am poor. I have known many people that worked at our local Olive Garden. After hearing their stories two things occurred to me.

I guess that is why I never watched. I just couldn't....I mean I watch trash all the time like (with much love to my Mob Wives, Wife Swap, & Jersey Shore) but something about Oprah selling me The Bad Girl's Club or Lifetime letting that hideous, horrid, awful, loathsome tit mouse of a wildebeest Abbie Lee Miller…

He is one of the dudes that it attractive but also seems soops cool. My fantasies with him usually involve discussing the survival likelihood of diving into a jello filled olympic pool discussing multiple variables (like consistency, depth, dive height, etc). I have watched so many movies I really, really dislike…

My school's mascot was a warrior. Four years of not only looking like a Peep mated with a Tribble but also trying to say the name of EVERY sports team in the school. Despite vocal, allocution, and choral lessons, practices and performances, I sound like Dame Maggie Smith. But that word..... WOO - ER said the…

I would just like to advocate not for Demi Lovato (although she seems lovely, IDK, I'm old), but those of us who are inhibited by some magic brew of nature, nurture, and tongue/upper or lower frenulum issue that makes it impossible to say the word, "Warrior." I have suffered for years alone as people have asked me to…