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Even the video you embedded shows a great defensive possession... featuring James Harden blocking Kevin Durant!

That’s how I respond when my waitress asks me to clarify my order.

That top image makes it look like he’s forcing Jeff Bezos to smell his belly button.

And it was satire anyway, Philistines.

See, I mostly practice bird law, but what you’ve got here is a clear disqualifying action for the Wade Boggs Challenge.

Pretty sure this is just a trailer from Lars Von Trier’s remake of Airplane.

Frontier Airlines: Now Serving Tim Horton’s Coffee!

I looked up his criminal records. And it’s pretty extensive. This is just in Knox County.

When asked for the whereabouts of all these added female athletes an FAU spokesman replied, “Who? Who?”

I just hope someone will break the news delicately to Manti Te’o.

My first AB for Wilson as a Deal 9th grader (back when it was still a Junior High) was in a DCIAA game, although I don’t remember against who. It was at Dunbar, but i don’t think it was against Dunbar. Coach Smith, who had also played for Wilson a few years previous, described a game he played in where a van full of

I hope kinja shrinks this, but still allows you to expand it. It’s impressive how many congresspeople are on welfare (receiving an annual salary more 3 times the national median) while they try to cut poor people’s welfare.

Yeah, Night Man sucks. Everyone knows that Day Man is champion of the Night Man.

Gabes, ranked:

I, a magical negro of a certain age, will use my magic to make the cops not see my melanin, like Dr. Ben. I will drive a prius and only during the day, and never on the freeway or in the white’s neighborhood. I’ll listen to Taylor Swift, and only have air freshener in car and Trade Joe’s bags. I will leave my cell

He should have been Incognito.

I hope you understand why I’m pushing a bit here.

You know, Rickey used to play with a guy who wore one of those in the field. Rickey never saw a pitcher get the yips throwing to him. Rickey approves this idea.

She had 3 different people’s dna when she took her rape kit & she bragged to her friends about the size of his junk. Kobes DNA wasn’t in her at all, some “rape”victim

the absolute craziest, most insane gun owners...who are also the ones who are actively defining the NRA’s policies and the political debate on the issue.