In Nick Foles’ defense, he didn’t do much after leaving Philly because he was playing for Jeff Fisher and the St. Louis Rams. He was pretty good when he was in Philly.

St. Louis Post-Dispatch headlines:

jeeeesus...this article is obnoxious.

Ate the W. Proves he elite anything

The story’s author takes us into the living room of Johnstown resident Pam Schilling, a 60-year-old retiree who is already keyed up to vote for Trump in 2020:

My guess.

It’s a good thing the Astros won otherwise Yasiel Puig would have invoked his right of Prima Nocta.

That actually is a good way to look at it. The Browns are so incompetent they have forgotten how to make trades, which is a good thing because any trade they would make is bound to be comically dumb anyways.

At least Wheedon knows how to properly respect the flag! wait...

Ben Roethlisberger introduced the players’ three choices

Damn, Urban Meyer is really ramping it up now

No, he didn’t just play himself - he KID N’ PLAYED HIMSELF.

Tom, I'm afraid you've been hoodwinked: this is viral marketing for Bud Light Lime Straw-Ber-Rita.