So you’re saying there is a necessary correlation with police and death.  So... school resource officers?

I’ll see you and raise you Galveston

That last sentence is the crux of a lot of things. I’m really curious how you feel about the following:

Yup... that last sentence is it

Some people just want to watch the world burn...

Not just racist, it’s also insensitive Bet-HE White. I can’t believe in 2019 we’re still assuming gender... smh.

Did you work for Cliffnotes?

Wow... I swear I thought you added the parenthetical asides for comic relief. Then I kept reading a saw the screenshots of the ACTUAL TWEET.

Well... it looks like, and I can’t believe it even though I’m reading it, (gasp/shock/awe)... reason prevailed and charges were dropped.

The one kid is clearly a bully. Normally, a bully getting his/her comeuppance would be a feel good story. Except the kid is ten and like you said, only facing criminal charges because he is black.

Nah man... I wish I could, that is some objective and sound reasoning, that is freed from the classical reasoning trap. That is to say, it can only be one thing, it is or it isn’t. We tend to have a problem with the Law of the Excluded Middle.

This like the cousin of a false equivalency argument, it starts off true or true adjacent and then derails.

This has only recently happened to me, I’m not certain why, and I always always defaulted to killing the bug, but now I do not. I’m not 100%, I’ll forget and kill a gnat, sometimes the impulse gets a hold me if I see an ant in the kitchen and mash him, but recently I couldn’t help but think what if that was me, what…

Cat-Like?  Psssssh... maybe if he caught it

“Columbusing” Is literally the only word needed to describe this situation. It, as in anything, is only real/valid when a white person does it or stakes claim to it.

Big problem with the test, while I love it because it might be the first multiple choice test where damn near every option is correct, that is pretty much exactly the opposite of what I assume the administration is going for.

So from the comment section, I learned this is a 2016 post.  At first I was upset, but then I was like, well... how about I check out GoFundMe and see if he was successful.  While I couldn’t find him, so I’m not sure if he was successful from a funding perspective, he was successful from a trend setting perspective,…

Exactly... the headline does not correspond with the GIF,  more like “unparalleled brilliance and resourcefulness on the field” from what I see

Thinks about it...

So as to not have your heart warm for too long, we all know, flash forward 15 years of living in Philly, and they will both be even worse iterations of Mai-Tai guy