I swear I read the headline quick and thought the scenario you described is what actually happened.

Infinite Baseball? More like infinitely boring!

Kawhi ain’t the only one getting W’s 

Then I heard a “Warriors fan” talking with even more impressive lack of awareness than Drake and I went right back to hating the Dubs.

Doesn’t have to be old, doesn’t even have to be men. It’s literally the same theorem, instead of Shakespeare you get racism. The only difference is frequency and magnitude.

Stephen... this headline is kind of a stretch to get it back to Kap.  Incognito is a lunatic asshole bully racist and is a bad person in and of himself.  I think even Kap would role his eyes with this headline.  When the Bills picked up Derek Anderson and some guy off the couch to start at QB is WAY more offensive to…

“absolutely no one could’ve anticipated this kind of power explosion”

The disconnect between Kawhi’s frame of mind and that of the interviewer in the first video is subtle and fantastic.

Just another thing Brady is better at...

Help me out, I’m pro-abortion.

Calmer than you are

New President of Basketball Operations

Ya couldn’t just leave well enough alone, I was tempted to do what you did but had the sense to realize “don’t bother, it’s just gonna piss you off,” because I knew it would be stupid.

I’ve never been more disappointed with a Deadspin comment section (aside from you Sid). People come looking for Nic Cage and Oprah but not the gold standard of bee pop culture references. You should be ashamed of yourselves.

Precisely... Matlab is on standby

Those premises aren’t setup as a syllogism where P1 and P2 are used to deduce P3. They’re governing aspects of the argument. P1 and P2 are more axioms than premises, but I’m not trying to get published here, its Kinja.

3rd counterpoint: never assume gender

I am a Pats fan, born and raised. I’m from CT. Where Kraft was supposed to move the Patriots a decade or so ago, closer to two decades ago now.

“If that was your point, did he or the other men ensnared by an unconstitutional warrant truly deserve justice?”

Fine, you win this one.