I support the “do no harm” way of life. I suppose this instance of personal hygiene or foul body order is subjective on where exactly it falls on the harm scale. Big picture, I’d say nuisance but since it is entirely controllable it is much easier and seemingly justifiable to wholeheartedly condemn.

Thank you, I thought I was the only... I may have even heard a little voice in my head that said “good for him.” I couldn’t do it, but he seems really satisfied with himself.

The kid’s name is so close to Miyagi... it would have been perfect.

I’ve lived in Japan. It was one of the most peaceful serene places I have ever had the pleasure of living. Street crime was non-existent. It was the only McDonald’s I’ve been to where the employee ran to get the french fries and bowed when they gave them to you.

Well... actually... top shelf cocaine isn’t white

“The teacher who dared to ask Dash whether he believed it was right to disrespect the flag has profusely apologized to him—and to me. She is not white, but one doesn’t have to be to uphold white supremacy.”

So you think spite factored nowhere in her decision to kill the son? I agree with much of what you said as suicide being the only solution to an intolerable/untenable problem from the suffering person’s point of view, but that is still from that individual’s perspective. She can’t know the child feels the same way.…

You are correct. That is exactly why smokers are vilified but alcoholics and obese people are more socially accepted. If I drink or eat to excess in public some of my experience may be shared with others but the effect on others, for the most part, is minimal. If I smoke in public it is always shared with the people I…

There was a slight jostle, they very easily could have fallen off, so plenty of credit there but the jostle nonetheless did occur.

Look man, I’m olfactorily inclined. I can’t tolerate bad smells. I am immediately repulsed. The point I’m making is the person wrote “ It really does seem like people just don’t care what they smell like, and don’t care about what people think about them, enough to shower.”

I thought we weren’t supposed to care what other people think, what about “don’t judge” this is what happens when keeping it real goes wrong

Now I know how Pitino managed to navigate the always troublesome Title IX...

So you’ve never heard the story of “the boy who cried wolf?” The sequel is “the girl who cried rape.” I think both are coming to Netflix shortly, very well reviewed.

Baby steps... like a great philosopher once said, “look trannies relax, this shit is incremental. Ya don’t get it all at once. Trust me, I know this, I’m black.” Paraphrasing of course

If the local news is correct (I know...), the guard let him in and TI came back down to the shack because he took umbrage to how things initially went down. If that’s true, then it’s his own damn fault, it took me all of 90 seconds to read that and Ms. Callahan would be guilty of being too eager to report a hashtag.…

So nobody else was expecting at least a paragraph on the do-do’s and don’ts for Russian hookers? I mean that’s the real crime here, just ask the Prez.

The beginning of the movie Half-Baked makes much more sense now...

Seriously one of my favorite Deadspin posts, it reminds when I learned Hooters franchises opened in China but the sexually charged euphemism didn’t translate so they instead called it “the American Owl Restaurant.”

For a second I thought this was a satire of/metaphor for the next few NBA seasons... it’s not actually a satire right?

It’s gotta be a parody or a bot or a bot parody cause a real person “who usually loves” his writings cannot be taken aback by this