The music was full of truly phenomenal fist-pumping themes, even if it wasn’t ALL original.

Back in the early 90s my friend built a sit-down cabinet for the (also timeless) X-Wing computer game, using the stick and throttle lever from an actual fighter jet. Can’t get much closer than that.

Punch-Out!! has been my favorite video game series since the arcade.

Then again, I think many of us were ultimately complicit in Trump’s electoral victory, and not just the misguided souls who voted for him last year, but everyone from the Clintons and much of the entertainment industry and businees community, to us fools who enjoyed laughing at his seemingly harmless antics on The…

i never made the connection between dick pics and being stuck in a relative’s email chain before!

Not relevant to anything, but Shazad Latif played Clem Fandango on Toast of London and I’m having a very hard time taking him seriously because of that.

Chuck Norris is... Walker, Texas Film Commissioner.

If I buy a ticket off this planet, it sure as shit ain’t gonna be in a shitty pop-punk Golgafrincham Ark B.

millennial and libertarian views

not for me. I was 10 when Star Wars came out, and by the time the Xmas Special aired I was starved for ANYTHING Star Wars. I remember really mostly liking it, only because it was MORE. a glimpse of new characters in the next movie? SIGN ME UP. information about Chewie’s home world? I’M GLUED. the fact that it took the…

yup, every club he’s a member of is now going to wait a couple days to announce kicking him out so they can all get their own social media pats on the back for it.

Ron said this, but this is faulty character work on the part of the writers. Ron would definitely be a cat person in real life and it’s asinine to suggest otherwise. Cats offer little warmth, and keep themselves occupied. They kill mice. And other things. They conceal their leavings. Plus he already has Leslie and…

*briefly scans the internet*

Revenge at last!

It’s like your friend who went to a big city for a couple weeks in the summer and learned all this cool new lingo and doesn’t know when/how to use it properly.

That’s never really stopped us before.

I see Jesse drew the short straw for “wildly contrarian clickbait article of the week.”

Who, in your insane fantasy, gets to decide who is too uninformed to vote and enforce it? Is it elected officials? Because I have some bad news for you, in that case.

I did, thanks, jerk!

Barb fuses with Sheriff Hopper and they destroy the world!