bewaretheglitch
Mr Glitch
bewaretheglitch

Terms used to denigrate women as a unilateral group, sure. Terms used to (quite accurately, in Ivanka’s case) describe an individual member of that group? Abso-fucking-lutely not. Context does matter, whether you think so or not. Think of it this way: You can say “Suchandsuch sure is being a cunt” and be pretty

Ironically, the Injustice games tell a far more entertaining story than any of the recent Supes movies.

For me, it comes & goes. It comes and goes. 

I can’t remember a damn thing about Batman Forever. I don’t remember the plot, who the villain was, whether there was a Robin, whether Taco Bell sold Batman Forever-themed giant soda cups...

If you’re gonna go after Star Wars for crappy made-up languages, video, you should’ve torn R2-D2 apart. Everything he “says” consists of about 8 synthesizer bleeps & bloops. 

Yeah, that guy is a serious dipshit. Fortunately, he’s a problem that solves itself: He likes to get all whiny & pissy and make a big deal about blocking you. 

Well damn, check and mate. You know, if that was even remotely close to what I actually said. If you’re just gonna try scoring point by arguing against shit I didn’t say, you can fuck off.

I guess that’s why he debuted it in rural Wyoming. 

It’s ice cream, not a Fentoozler!

Angela Basset would never, ever be so crass. 

I once ran across a car engine in the middle of an intersection. I was baffled as to how it got there, until I saw a truck on the side of the road with a broken tailgate. I’m betting “Hit the gas, Doug!” had a lot to do with that incident, too.

Yeah, that’ll do it. 

Plus the exercise. Wow, Ambien martinis, here I come!

Pretty much every restaurant in my town much does it. At least in my area, it started off as a means of saving water during a pretty brutal drought. I thought it was a more widespread practice, but I could be wrong. 

Uh huh. I’ve seen people with years of posting history say some pretty odious shit with impunity around here. Out of morbid curiosity, what’d you say to actually get a mod’s attention?

I’d agree that ‘cunt’ can be applied as a pretty general, misogynistic epithet. But it can also be applied as a pretty accurate description of a specific person. Racial epithets operate at a whole different level. They’re not meant to be used to insult a person’s character. Quite the opposite, in fact: They’re

Or a TRONed-up The Computer Wore Tennis Shoes?

So the whole movie takes place at a therapist’s office?

Is that the one that crashes if you look at it sideways?

Oooooh, I hope so!