Land, you motherfucker, LAND—-DAMMIT!

I wonder if they’re going to keep up with the changing face of the US military: Is the new Top Gun gonna just feature a bunch of guys flying drones from inside a trailer?

Wrong band.

The first Riot Fest I went to was headlined by the Replacements. My how times have changed.

Ahh yes, the old “I can’t be a racist, I have a black friend!” chestnut. If he didn’t get into it with that guy while he was on Maher’s show, that just tells me he doesn’t have the courage of his own convictions. Of course I already knew that when he sniffed Milo Yiannopoulos’ butthole on live TV.

Pickle crime is eternal. 

It was a joke, you heel.

Ohh, I got a feeling Lil Kim’s considered a whole lot of burgers in his lifetime. Probably at least three before lunch. 

We can’t! It’s wrapped itself around the handle!!

I’ll pass on anything that requires any modicum of cooperation among strangers online. Or anything that requires a huge time investment in order to just keep up.

It’d be nice to see the lore expanded beyond the alternate-Eisenhower era the world had evidently been stuck in for 100+ years. There’s only so many times you can read messages left on 200-year-old CRTs about how all the various government agencies & corporate entities in your character’s region conspired to screw…

That she does, despite Maher’s own best efforts. Come on, we both know those two are fucking like wild rabbits in the green room.

Yeah, ‘almost.’ Once was far too many times. 

Wow, point utterly missed. You don’t have to dig very far into the Christian bible to find instructions on how to treat women like complete shit too, pal.

If a Christian “practices Christianity” in the way you seem to think a Muslim must practice Islam, then they can’t eat shellfish or suffer a witch to live. What’s your point?

That’s true, I’d forgotten about that one. If I remember right, it was based heavily on the rather naive assumption that NK was going to collapse any day. 

Islam is a shit religion, like nearly all other religions. But hey guess what? Not all Muslims treat women, gays, etc. horribly. If you can’t tell the difference between the two concepts, then congratulations: You are Bill Maher.

What’s hilariously tragic (or tragically hilarious) about that stupid Charlie Brown’s football game of a “summit” is NK’s been trying to get the US to fall for it since at least the Clinton administration. No president has been dumb enough... until now.

Tee hee... Melanie. 

Idi Amin just horribly misrepresented an argument! Boy, I did not see that coming at all!