Makes me wonder about the carcinogen content of the chicken wings I smoked last night. Wonder, not regret, because they were damn tasty. 

Inflatable computers! It really is the future!

Inasmuch as his disgusting corpulence is a direct result of lifestyle choices he’s actually proud of, I’d say everything about him is still fair game.

It’s amazing how schizophrenic Fox is. Fox News actually once threatened to sue Fox Entertainment over a joke in a Simpsons episode.

And now it seems ABC’s canceled Roseanne. So I’ll consider that the next best option.

I certainly hope this doesn’t put a damper on Disney’s plans for Atirizi Inyui Mwi Hau Inyouthe Ukai Haha: A Niem Numb Story.  

I’d like to throw in that body-shaming Trump doesn’t count, too. That pile of rotten jack-o-lanterns has been doing it for decades. 

Well, I suppose Star Wars does have its roots in old Republic serials, and they routinely showed characters surviving what were clearly unsurvivable situations. 

Neither are racist shitposts by celebrities, or really anyone else. Besides, strokes aren’t *necessarily* fatal.

I was thinking more Stinkor. 

Goddamn, Roseanne. Just do us all a favor and have that massive lump of cholesterol lodge itself in your brain already. 

A Flash game from a few years back had a little fun with that idea:

Martinet didn’t voice Mario in the original cartoon, mothafuggin Captain Lou Albano did! (Then some other jackass voiced Mario in that dumb Super Mario 3 cartoon that sucked and everyone hated.) I think the first time we heard Charles Martinet, and “It’s a-me, Mario!” was in a PC game released about a year before Super…

Just two nights ago, I finally beat Super Mario World. (I served with distinction in the Blast Processing division during the Great 16-bit War, so I’ve missed out on a lot of classic SNES titles.) Though it was slow to grow on me, I now gotta begrudgingly admit that it has replaced SMB3 as my all-time favorite Mario…

It must be weird to live in a universe that has only about 20-30 people with names, and keep bumping into them.

I’d say yes, but none of them have mind-blowing gameplay, as nearly all of its games are either direct ports of early 80s arcade games or inspired by arcade games. There’s no Super Mario Bros killer app for the Vectrex, if that makes any sense. The Vectrex is most notable for those vector graphics, which are utterly…

So, still squarely in F territory. 

This almost makes me wanna unblock that wanker long enough to find out whether that was a sincere best wishes or a fuck-off best wishes. Almost.

Chirp!!

Mine does too. Back off, jerks!