Mmmm, lime chicken!

This doesn’t make sense at all. It takes less time to slap a Chipotle burrito together than it does to grill & assemble a burger. And it’s not like there’s a lot of choice to their menu, either. 

I wouldn’t worry about the Overwatch community too much. It’s been my experience that few people use the voice chat option when playing with strangers, and the ones who do (and are shitty) are easily muted. 

I could never get the shield deflect timing right on anything but the guardians. And even then, I was too inconsistent to rely on it as a strategy for beating them.

I gave Bloodborne a shot, and it kicked my ass. Like, right out of the gate, it gave my ass a swift, Australian booting, and didn’t let up. I am flat-out not cut out for these games. 

Interesting bit of trivia that I just learned recently: James Hong, of Blade Runner and Big Trouble in Little China fame, auditioned for the role of Sulu.

300 miles, huh? Where do you live, Mega-City 1?

I know that, I’m just using it as an example. Ditto Dick Cheney.

...so what’s your point? There’s a reason multiple lifetime sentences are handed out despite having no practical effect. It’s to make sure the punishment fits the crime, which is something that Cosby’s never gonna have to deal with, even if he drops dead three months into a prison sentence.

Facebook started off life as a means to compare & rank the hotness of Harvard’s female students. It has always been shit.

And that’s taking my comments way too seriously. But now that you mention it, we don’t know how long Cosby’s gonna live. He’s 80 now; he could conceivably live another 10 or 20 years. Besides, he used his wealth and power to become one of the most prolific sex offenders in history, yet he’s facing a maximum of 10 years…

I don’t think anyone here has actually made that argument.

Pretty much. It’s a nice platform to use to inform your audience if you’re some sort of performer or artist or whatever. Beyond that, it’s completely worthless.

Yep, Twitter sure was a lot better before they let people use it. 

Let’s meet back here after the sentencing. If he goes to jail for any real length of time, I was being sarcastic. If not, I was being completely sincere. 

I don’t follow. I mean, you’re right that the bail bonds industry is vile and corrupt to its core, but it sounds like Weinstein posted bail with the change in his cupholder. 

Yes, that’s exactly what I think. You totally read my mind.

Cosby hasn’t been sentenced yet. 

I suppose it might be liberating in the same way that being a sociopath must be liberating.