File this comment under “People who like to blame everything but the fact that there are simply a whole lot of shitty people in America for Trump’s win.”

That probably would’ve made a hell of a paint thinner!

Ha ha, me neither!

Aww whazza matter? I hurt your widdle feewings?

Yes, misogynist douchenozzles sometimes do get married. They may even treat their wives with a level of respect they otherwise don’t offer to any other women. It’s the “You’re one of the good ones” concept, and it applies as much to gender as it does race.

What’s madness is that sentence structure. 

Isn’t that a bit like saying “I can’t be racist, I have a black friend!”?

I was technically there for all of the original trilogy, though I don’t think I’d finished developing eyes by the time my folks saw the first one. I saw TPM in theaters, skilled Clones, saw Revenge, and skipped that Clone Wars cartoon. I watched eps 7 & 8 in theaters, but skipped Rogue One. If I keep up the streak,…

Is that a rifle that shoots forks or a rifle made out of forks?

Since when is being “woke” a prerequisite for knowing not to scream at your coworker in a way that severely traumatizes them? I think I’ll join the Jezebel choir there: FUCK OFF. 

Little on-the-nose with the product name, aren’t you, Fatty?

Yeah, it’s homophobia. 

I like how nonplussed the decapitated guy is about this whole ordeal. 

Hi! Soo.... Come around here much?

Futuredate May 25th: Worldwide manhunt for Harvey Weinstein begins, because he was allowed to “turn himself in.”

I think I love this ELong-Play gentleman.

I’m not surprised. Game Gears are notorious for having bad capacitors, and damn near all of them need some sort of refurb to get them back in resellable shape. I’ve fixed three of them myself, and it’s kind of a pain. 

I’d be down for it, but $1000 is a bit too rich for kitsch, bitch.

I bought a Vectrex at a Goodwill for $10 almost 20 years ago. It’s my only retirement asset that’s actually appreciating.

I swore off Rush in a vain attempt to encoolen my music tastes. It lasted a solid 15 years or so, until one night when I drunkenly played my way through every Rush album I could find on Youtube. Now I really regret tossing those CDs back then.