Bateman, I will fucking cut you! Jessica walter is a goddamn national treasure!

Ugh, What Time Is It America?

Junk Mail Robot!

We all know what’s really gonna happen to that robot. 

Hey you’re a Space Cop. Can’t you ticket him for littering space or something?

I think Tesla Motors has proven pretty conclusively that Musk’s reach far exceeds his grasp. I don’t think there’s a lot of credibility to the notion that he could build a media “credibility” site, at least one that’s worth a damn. 

God, don’t make me think of Elon’s musk. I’m betting he smells just like a ferret. 

You magnificent bastard.

I’d say everybody’s bigoted, for sure. We can’t help it, it’s baked right into our DNA. But racism implies a belief in the inherent superiority of one race over another, (or over all others) which I don’t think everybody has. 

Jimmy John’s is only a minor improvement, too. When I have a strong desire for a sandwich that’s about 99% bread & mayo, I hit them up. Which isn’t very often.

It smells weirdly chemically. Like DuPont had a big hand in its creation. 

Fun fact: This happy little bedtime story inspired Ridley Scott to create Alien.

What do they got to be afraid of? Nothin’, that’s what!

I’m fine with the notion that Hillary was no better than Stein as a candidate. The big difference between the two was that Hillary had a far better shot at winning than Stein, and in a presidential election where the opponent is Donald goddamn Trump, I’m gonna make the tactical decision to vote for “anyone but Trump.”

This movie makes a lot more sense if you consider the possibility that the alien species sent this particular group to “conquer” Earth as part of a plan to cull the dumbest members from their ranks, whilst still maintaining plausible deniability

We don’t generally vaporize when exposed to small amounts of it, though. 

My bad. 

My bad, I thought it was set in Indiana for some reason. Still, I’m betting summers in Pennsylvania are pretty darn humid.

My problem with The Village were the CGI-ed/scary noises-foleyed monsters. I thought it was a lazy way to try to throw the audience off-track.

Its whole premise falls apart once the aliens’ weakness is revealed. I’m perfectly willing to suspend my disbelief for a good thriller, but Signs just asks too much.