It’s even dumber if you remember that they landed in the Midwest in Summer. They would’ve melted like popsicles the moment they stepped into that 200% relative humidity. 

His run as whatshisface, the replacement for Richard Dean Anderson on Stargate, might be a better fit. 

I’m pretty sure some mental block thrown up to maintain the authors’ collective sanity kept that miserable motherfucker off this list.

If you included all the Star Wars knockoffs, like Ice Pirates or Battle Beyond The Stars, this list would be nigh-endless.

I haven’t watched this new Roseanne yet. Is it at all like a gender-flipped All In The Family, where everyone treats the bigoted asshole as a bigoted asshole?

I usually take exception to the notion that voting 3rd party is “throwing your vote away” too. But Jill Stein was a steamy pile, and I wouldn’t have voted for her even if I had the luxury of two relatively benign major party candidates.

Stop wearing that MAGA hat in public, Dum-Dum!

He budded?

Also, wow I really should’ve read your comment in its entirety. I’m really sorry for sounding like a callous asshole back there. 

Hey, while I got your attention: RIP Clint Walker of Dirty Dozen and Killdozer fame. 

“The hot side stays hot! The sharp side stays sharp!”

Ugh. Bloody terrible joke, that was. 

Compared to the stinkers he’s had his name attached to since, I’d say Watchmen is just fine.

RaAAAaAaaaaAAAaaaAAAH!!

*Throws shoe at you*

Raaaaugh? Anybody?

That’s because you’re running on old firmware. 

Don’t praise the machine.

Was this a plaque of a middle-aged man that just got repurposed?

Lynxboys From Hell rocked!