RaaaaaAAAAAAAAAaaaahh!

His looking like the love child of Woody Allen and Crispin Glover has got to be one of them.

Glad to hear the Zappa-MST3K admiration was mutual. They mention him a lot in the series. 

AIist. 

I will be six feet deep in the cold, cold ground before I call them ‘SyFy’.

I hear tell it’s about the best thing the SciFi channel’s made since the Battlestar Galactica reboot. Now that may be damning with faint praise, because this is the SciFi Channel we’re talking about, but other people seem to like this show. 

Lord knows we don’t want that to ever happen.

I always eat them feet-first. So they can watch every moment. 

Just don’t check the trunk.

Maximum Overdrive would like a word with you. And then it would like to run you over.

Hmm. Must not have gotten the memo. 

...Were we all supposed to be under some delusion that he was?

Hell, it wouldn’t even be a lie. 

Booze-filled Frosties: For today’s busy drinker who doesn’t have the time to get just diabetes or liver disease.

No matter the question, the answer is never Malibu. 

Close that damn lid!

Shitty spambots aside, it never ceases to amaze me how many people around here (*cough* Gizmodo *cough*) still shill for Bitcoin. You jackasses missed the boat about two years ago, and that sick-ass mining rig in your basement isn’t gonna compete with entire purpose-built mining datacenters.

It’s what you shout when you’re down to one card. 

After watching this segment, maybe it’s not such a bad thing that Florida’s gonna be completely under water in a decade or so.

I are doktor. I use stephoskope.