It’s Richard Spencer. I’ll shame that wretched fuckwad for tripping on the sidewalk. 

Well shit. Oh well, I haven’t bought it in a long time anyway; guess I’ll keep on not buying it. 

I hope not. I love their bourbon. 

herrderrlmaorofl!

...yeah, that’s right. 

Sir, I’ll have you know I live in the basement!

Wow, what a heist! I wonder who’s got that suit!

And the Irish. Don’t forget them.

I miss Elegant Victorian Lady.

I say we let him sue the Academy. Hold the hearing in a truck parked across the street from the LAPD.

It means someone really needs to dig into the histories of everyone else who had these kinds of offices. 

The next major advance in Google’s AI? It asks to speak to the manager. 

Are you sure about that, or are we still waiting for that other shoe to drop?

Thanks for letting us all know that you don’t give a fuck. It’s important that we all know that, and that you’re mad about the course the AV Club has taken.

Well, that is pretty ugly...

McConnell’s better at not wearing his odiousness on his sleeve, but otherwise he’s just as huge a heaping pile of shit.

Thanks for letting us all know that you don’t give a fuck. It’s important that we all know that, and that you’re mad about the course the AV Club has taken.

Yes, hooray for more Mitch McConnell.

Sam Harris has had a xenophobic streak going for a while, but I haven’t checked in with him in several years. What’s he saying these days?

I’m surprised he’s not more concerned about the gigantic bug that’s landed on the bridge of his nose.