Thanks for letting us all know that you don’t give a fuck. It’s important that we all know that, and that you’re mad about the course the AV Club has taken.

Well I’ll be dipped, I thought he died. This a rare bit of good news related to my pop culture childhood.

A lot flatter, at least. 

If I didn’t know the dude wasn’t dead, I’d swear the guy who illustrated the Scary Stories books came up with that poster.

Nobody counts the Ewoks movie or the Holiday Special. And as far as I’m concerned, all that Clone Wars crap is well inside prequel territory.

I think it just fizzled out. 

9. Uuuuuummmmaaaaaa. Oooooooopraaaaaaaaah.

Surprisingly, it didn’t.

Don’t get too happy: It was brown & moving, so of course a cop shot it. 

Well, they’re already gonna make a big fan-servicey deal about showing us how Han got the Falcon and his fucking blaster, why the hell not throw 3P0 in, too?

I don’t get the point of chip cards with mag stripes. Like you said, the mag stripe completely negates the added security of the chip. I guess you could just refuse to use your credit card at any place still using card swipe readers, but there’s got to be a better way than that.

Yeah, in reality, I tend to tip pretty generously, especially at places I know I’ll frequent. Just in case someone in the back is keeping a list of shitty tippers.

Film vs digital is definitely a YMMV thing. I recently got to watch 35mm prints of Dark Crystal and Time Bandits in a theater. Dark Crystal’s print was pristine and beautiful, but Time Bandits’ was badly washed-out & scratched to hell. I would’ve much rather watched a digital projection of the latter.

Most restaurants don’t even bother with the signature these days, not that they offered much protection. I never pay a restaurant with a debit card, on the off-chance that the server or someone else in the place is skimming cards.

This is why I never tip. Oh wait, no. I never tip because I’m a terrible person. 

Ugh. This is the kind of shit that’d get you guillotined at one point in history.

It’s a real kick in the pants, and boy howdy, it’ll teach you who among your friends is a good liar!

See, this is why I don’t like cats. Y’all are a bunch of mean jerks. 

Not until we get Keanu Reeves on board too. 

Jeez! Lighten up.