I wouldn’t argue that it’s not offensive so much as completely misused by stupid people.

You shouldn’t be that hard on yourself. 

Empire’s whole timeline makes no sense. Either Luke spent one busy weekend becoming a true Jedi or Han & Leia never changed clothes in the weeks/months it took them to get to Cloud City.

I think my first collector love was Hot Wheels cars. They were cheap and usually sold right at the checkout lane, so my parents would usually acquiesce & buy me one every few weeks or so. I ended up with a pretty sizeable collection after several years, and I think I still have it in a box somewhere.  

It was one of mine, too. Particularly the 1st gen Transformers that were styled after actual vehicles, and sported such luxuries as actual rubber tires. After the ‘86 movie, the toys started getting more cheaply-made and dumber-looking, and I lost interest.

I propose we tattoo this on the foreheads of every “pro-life” gunfucker in America:

Death is really loud.

Your grandparents could just be complete morons. I’d be willing to grant that. 

I agree that the investigation that led up to Clinton’s impeachment was pure bullshit, but whether he perjured himself to Congress or whoever, he still perjured himself.

Clinton did commit perjury. It’s why he was impeached, not for getting a hummer in the White House. At this point, there’s really no doubt that Trump violated campaign finance laws. These are actual laws with actual consequences for breaking them, not “manufactured illegality,” whatever that’s supposed to mean.

Campaign finance laws. Have you even glanced at the headlines over the past 24 hours or so?

Robert Mueller isn’t a Democrat, and the FBI is not controlled by Democrats. Quite the opposite, in a lot of ways. Clinton wasn’t impeached for the blowjob he got, he was impeached because he lied under oath to Congress. As for Trump, that dipshit’s already hung himself. 

No, it’s Aaauuugh.

So it’s basically the same setup as Home Improvement?

Are you saying Cruz is gonna turn into something worse-looking? Is that even possible?

Yeah, what the hell did Han Solo do to the Millenium Falcon? I always thought it was really old, given Luke’s reaction to it in Star Wars. Now I’m assuming Solo devotes at least some of its runtime to Han rubbing filth all over the inside of the thing. 

The fuck are you talking about?

He looks like someone put a wig on a ballsack.

Dreadful people tend to like dreadful things. 

Trump looks like Stretch Armstrong with all of his goo forced into his head.