Paul is a dead man! Miss him, miss him!

Speaking of The Replacements, Hootenanny’s got a “song” where they just read some of the more depressing listings in the personals section of a newspaper, and laugh at them. 

Disgusting and overpriced!

Too bad it’s not the other way around. Last I checked, the Girl Scouts isn’t owned & operated by the Mormon church & doesn’t demand that you proclaim fealty to a god. 

I love how much Miller has had to dumb down his act to fit his new audience. He’s not making sideways references to Hannibal crossing the Alps these days.

Yeah, how someone treats their pet is a pretty good indicator of how they treat their family. 

Sorry, Kanye. If you’re anything at all like Nikola Tesla, you’re the part of him who married a pigeon.

Hey, remind me where your chimp in chief was during that dinner. Oh, that’s right, he was in a right-wing circlejerk in “Washington” Mi, (Jesus Christ) whining the whole time about how they were gonna be big meanie-heads to him if he went. Your pathetic thin-skinned, limp-dicked prez doesn’t even have the balls to…

It’s rare to see *good* directors rail against Rotten Tomatoes. Fundamentally, RT’s no different from the reviews section of and newspaper; it just culls its info from a whole lot more sources. Hell, I’d argue RT’s more beneficial to the filmmaker than a single reviewer’s opinion in a single publication. RT makes it…

Mr F!

I’ve known people who treat their pets like absolute shit, and I don’t understand why. If you don’t want a dog or cat, why’d you get one? And why do you still have it? Take them to an animal shelter, where they at least have a chance of getting adopted by someone less shitty. 

After seeing what this dumbass was driving around public streets in, I kinda get the feeling his kids might be better off now. 

I got a bone to pick with that guy.

I was fine with Kratos being about the anti-est of antiheroes, but they really took that shit too far in GoW 3. It’s weird when you actually don’t want the character you’re playing in a video game to succeed.

No offense, but you are the trumpiest non-trumper around these parts. 

Is that you, Sarah Huckabee-Sanders?

Is that you, Dubya?

Hooray, at least for more Monster Factory!

Yep, they’re really out of tune with their customers.

I have a friend who’s a luthier, and he does not have many kind words so say about the quality of recent Gibson guitars. Other than they’ve been keeping his repair business afloat for at least the past 10 years.