I wonder how many acting careers that bloated pusbag ruined in order to satsify his piggly-dick ego. 

100 bucks isn’t really out of line given how much the original carts sell for on eBay these days. Though not getting to choose which color you want is kinda bullshit. 

Glad to see the tradition of indie rock groups shooting old-timey, sad-sack circus sideshows in slow-motion is still alive and well.

United against pathetic, thin-skinned & limp-dicked demagoguery.

Ha, the joke’s on you! My mom’s dead.

THEEOOOO! RUUUDYYYY!

I’m still hoping we get more House Of Cosbys, now that Bill’s too busy being a fucking jailbird to complain about it. 

I’m glad you reminded me of their D&D podcast; I keep meaning to check it out. Speaking of which, Griffin & Justin have officially quit Polygon as of last week. It’s the end of an era, and I’m really bummed out about it. I don’t know that I can live in a world with no more Monster Factory.

Hey, they’re making fun of us downthread. Let’s put aside our differences and give them all a good angry fist-shaking!

Who pissy? Me pissy, or he pissy? Or... We pissy?!

This just in: Pissy commenter whines that a pop culture news site continues to cover events in pop culture. 

This story? The one that’s less than two days old and is still developing? 

Ziggy, the physically-abused Palm Pilot.

Here we go again!

Take that, Janeane Garofalo! 

Even that joke is based on a pretty broad ethnic stereotype. Most of the humor from Apu was and still is derived from his background/ethnicity, rather than character traits that are unique to him. That’s how I see the objection Kondabolu & others have to Apu: People view Apu as a South Asian personality template that…

Dispatches from the Bootleg Universe:

That reminds me of all those knockoff Bart t-shirts that were all the rage in 1990. 

I toot it to the internet, does that count?

And hardly anybody’s heard of that guy.