So would Clint Walker. 

Babylon Fields? Imdb’s synopsis seems to match: “The dead return to Earth in an attempt to restore old wounds.” 

Meh. The Tremors franchise consists of one unimpeachably excellent film, and a whole lot of dreck. I can’t say I’m too torn up over this news, though I hope the pilot leaks somewhere.

What can it say? SyFy’s got a type. 

His mom died of complications from cosmetic surgery? Wow, now I think I get why Kanye’s been so far gone lately. That’d probably mess me pretty bad, too.

Mmmm, more like the convenience store clerk from Family Guy.

It is. Here’s the total number of giveashits I have about it:

That’s hangar. Hanger is the thing made out of wire that pisses off Joan Crawford. 

Please direct me to the natatorium, as I am attending a swim meet. 

I’m guessing the Frinkiac pulls its info from the subtitles tracks on the DVDs. I bet they’re missing from there, too. 

Did Gunsmoke start to suck really bad at around the 10-season mark, too?

Not users, no. But Internal Affairs busted Mathnet for dealing out of the evidence lockup. In case you ever wondered why Square One TV went off the air...

Salacious lies! Slimer’s way too fat to be a cokehead.

I can’t think of a better director to pull this off. I’m betting that the world looks pretty much like a Stephen Gammell drawing to him, anyway,  

They should shoot it at a Del Taco. That’d really screw people up.

The Stanley has this reputation for being this remote hotel in the middle of a wooded wilderness, but it literally backs up to a Safeway. Estes Park has grown to the point where it’s almost in the middle of town. 

People really need to stop overestimating the profundity of what they tweet, and they need to stop assuming everyone who reads it is going to get their meaning. 

Me too.

At least Amazon’s still good for being the world’s biggest returns department. Got a thing that broke outside the warranty period? Does Amazon still sell it? Well then buy a new one from them, box up the busted one, ship it right back and get your refund. 

For what?