Welllll, Lllllinda’s llllllevied accusations are reallllly llllleaving Brokaw in the lllllllllllllllllurch.

In their defense, syndication rights were reeeaaallly cheap.

They need to bring back the weird theme planets from the original series. Like, we haven’t heard from the 20s Gangster Planet in a while; how are they getting along?

A Toyota’s a Toyota.

Oh, fucking A! 

I dunno, I think I’d rather have a car that tells me when something’s up rather than blissfully running along until it craps out on the highway or whatever. My pre-ODB II Wrangler failed emissions because of a problem a post-ODB II Wrangler would’ve alerted me to. As I am not the best at not waiting until the absolute…

Maybe that’s how they’ll end the series.

I’m just goofin. It was a Muppet Babies-based running gag in the old MST3000 days, whenever somebody brought up a young version of some pop-culture touchstone. “Jim Henson’s [X ] Babies.”

Raw cookie dough is fine. But eating it all raw makes you miss out on that magical, fleeting moment after they’re baked, when the center of the cookie is still molten and oh so damn tasty.

Jim Henson’s John Travolta Babies!

Well, other, presumably less awful people appeared in/worked on all those movies too.

Wow! If Steve Jobs calls you out for being an asshole, you’re really being an asshole!

Good idea. I keep forgetting about those things. 

That’s good to hear. Other people have raved about this new GoW, so I’ll probably give it a whirl once the price drops. I have a staggering backlog of games to finish as it is. 

It’s a movie that’s basically pointless to review. We’re all gonna see it because of course we are. 

I like your movie already!

It’s right there in the article: “The Stranger will deliver unavoidable attacks that shift the game back into non-interactive scenes...”. The first four minutes of that 15-minute video is a cutscene. The actual fight is constantly getting interrupted by more of them, unless it really is up to you as the player to…

Two-and-a-half ¶s in other words?

Oh cool, so you can drown out the screams of the tortured souls trapped within the steel with a nice, smooth-drinking 90 proof bourbon. 

I probably should’ve expounded ‘sit back & watch cutscenes.’ I’m fine with cutscenes, as long as they’re used judiciously. However, I don’t particularly enjoy games tell the story almost exclusively through them, or that constantly pull the controls away from you. If I spend more time watching the game than playing…