oh, but ask them about their kids and they won’t shut the fuck up about him picking the apples for his own applesauce at his Montessori school.

Weirdly, they never addressed her batting at all, despite deliberately putting her on an NL team. Maybe in that universe, it’s the NL with DHs? Also, they have the older players being supportive while the younger guys all hate her, which.. yeah, you can tell it was written by a dude.