I’m so happy H. Chung kicked his ass.

I think the young ladies who have been wronged by this person, I think in the case there will be a—you can never use money to completely make over people’s pain and suffering, but there’s going to be something happen in their favor.

Wait, so the president of the United States actively trying to discredit the media has negative effects?

Instead of boycotting the Super Bowl or doing something else with my time, I am going to go to a friend’s viewing party and then leave in a huff when they don’t stand in their living room for the national anthem. That way it’ll be for the troops. I’m also going to tweet about it using a slightly-darkened old photo and…

You’re not unlike most craps I take.

I figure after last year, New England fans are probably about as insufferable as they’re going to get, whereas Philadelphia still has a ceiling they haven’t yet hit. Which is why it hurts me to say, but I gotta pull for the Pats.

“Thanks a lot, Captain Obelisk.”

Coldstone.

Consent?

I’ll bet he was worried about getting there early and picking up a PI call. So he kind pulled his punch there and whiffed. Felt awful for him once I read about his being so upset afterwards.

*sigh* really don’t have a response to this yet but a string of disappointed obscenities

Right Wing Nutters: “America is the greatest country in the world and fuck you if you don’t recognize and celebrate American Exceptionalism!”

One week later, it’s hard to decipher what was definitely true, exaggerated or outright wrong in Wickersham’s piece because, unlike with peak Halberstam, it wastes too much time on nonessential stuff,

Sharks and Jets just won’t stop going at it, eh

When you’d rather be a team that supports “real American values” than one that wins, this is what happens.

Somebody has been shopping at Herb Tarlik’s garage sales.

“An assist is any time I let someone shoot the ball who is not me...on either team.”
-Kobe Bryant

but for me, no author’s byline here commands as much attention as yours.

Just want to say thank you for all your work, especially your incredible investigative pieces year after year. Deadspin is a great place for dick jokes and making fun of Austin Rivers, but for me, no author’s byline here commands as much attention as yours.

This is quite a shock, since there has been virtually no substance at ESPN for many years now.