“Gregorius lasted more than seven full seconds...”

That destiny could come true if he stays in Cleveland and LeBron opts out to go to LA.

You already are vociferously objecting. But isn’t the real point that by virtue of a HOF 20-year career, that maybe Eck does indeed know how hard poor little baby David Price has it?

If you can really squint hard enough to convince yourself that Price’s career has been harder than Eckersley’s to the point where he can make the comment:

He may have a massive ego. But when you’re in the HOF and known as a defining player in MLB history, you’re allowed.

Do these sites not realize what a huge percentage of their audience comes from bored office workers who may well not be able to watch videos without attracting unwanted attention?

in order to expand video production

Fox’s all-video strategy is dumb. First, many of us can’t or won’t watch video at work but we will happily goof off reading written content. Watching video on phones in public also sucks if you’re like me and never have your headphones handy. Sidelining quality writers (some of whom can do video, some of whom can’t)…

Ummmm... Wearing another grown man’s name across your back?

Wait till you read the comments!

I trust no person who says “it’s just a dog” to justify “getting tired of it and moving on.” A person with that attitude rarely lacks empathy and compassion in only that one area.

“Rescue dog” makes people feel like they’re doing something good, and we need to coerce people into adopting dogs instead of picking a pair of poodles out from a breeder.

It is absolutely shitty, because dogs aren’t devoid of feelings and attachment to other beings and moving them around like a used car will absolutely hurt them and makes you a shitty person.

Today the Great Salt Lake is even saltier.

Captions are great for a few reasons. If you miss a line of dialogue, the subtitles can help you on that. They also tell you the names of songs playing so you don’t have to search google with just a handful of lyrics. You can turn on the director’s commentary and follow along with the actual dialogue in the film. And…

Ugh now I’ll never find out what brand of chips those are

You can tell this is urgent, breaking news by the fact that he had no time to put on a shirt.

This is really one of those golden opportunities for me. I mean, what if I call and we really hit it off? I’m just saying what if MY call is the ONE CALL he answers out of thousands and we vibe. I feel like we would vibe, me and Jimmy Butler the professional basketball star. It would probably start slow. Like he’d…

a girl who I wasn’t interested in asked for my number

This doesn’t even crack the top 100 this year for inappropriate things tweeted by a crazy rich guy in the middle of the night.