Of course, in that (purely hypothetical!) case, this performance would reveal our (purely hypothetical!) celebrity to be an extremely gross phony.

Uck. Gagne with a spoon.

Whatever, her grandfather was the worst professor I ever had and then I heard he killed some guy.

The other quoted text in the headline is from Self himself. “Distraction” was originally brought up by a reporter (at least as far as the text of the Deadspin piece makes it sound; I haven’t listened to the press conference audio). So yes, the headline does suggest exactly what lovintheorange said.

The headline suggests that he’s the one that called it a “distraction” but I don’t think this is an example of the usual “coach downplays seriousness of a rape because basketball is more important” thing. The reporter ASKED if it was a distraction, and he basically responded, “Yes it is, but the police’s work in…

The WARRIORS letting this happen BLEW my mind. A guy like Dion Waiters draining A THREE pointer in the clutch like this tells me ONE thing: a LEAD is never safe on South Beach.

Reporter: What did you think of Emmanuel’s antics?

because it’s part of the MAGAcast

“Those are just numbers that you put in the paper that don’t mean anything.”

Listen, if they wanted to know specifics about how things were run the person they should be talking to is the Specific Manager.

I bet those same kids were nowhere to be found 10 years ago. Bunch of front-runners.

I have no idea what a fair assessment of Strong’s performance as coach is. But if college football were what it pretends to be, wouldn’t this basically be validation that he was having a positive impact in a lot of young student’s lives and, therefore, should be kept around?

Paterno probably could have avoided the injury had he not been too busy looking the other way.

Advisor: The President faithfully executes

Ashley, I know you probably take a lot of shit over your work here, so I wanted to tell you I have started to deliberately check Deadspin when something like this breaks, knowing that your article will both appropriately reinforce my horror and commiserate with it. You’re great. Fuck anyone who tells you otherwise…

The 52% of white women who voted for Trump are the ones that really boggle my mind. I just don’t get it. I should start telling them to shut their mouths and assign them ratings based on looks. Then I can just grab their pussies to shut them up.

A beautiful woman, who’s specialty involves standing still for long periods of time, saying nothing, holding a case with pretend money.
This has to be Trump’s dream girl.

We are. I’m fine. I made pizza.

Cleveland pulls this off, Francona goes to the HOF, right? I mean, he was borderline before this but this is some next level managing. In the next few years, we may be looking at these playoffs as when the game really changed how staffs are managed in critical series.

Most of them have only been Cubs fans since July or so.