“NO ONE DENIES THIS GUY A SUPER BOWL RING!” —Bill Simmons

“WAR, what is it good for?” — Aubrey Huff

About damn time — it’s like a frickin’ country bear jambaroo around here!

I was drinking a Zywiec while reading this. Nearly did a spit-take. True story.

Yes. Chris Brown (not THAT Chris Brown) had 6 touchdowns vs. Nebraska that year, if I’m not mistaken.

“The wonderful Nick Chubb’s fallen off” — scariest porno I ever saw.

I immediately thought tapeworms as well.

But, the same could be said about the Indians. They’ve been counted out many, many times in the last few months.

Or, someone could come mow my lawn.

And I paid full price. Dammit!

This is me watching him watching him watching you.

Apologies if someone already mentioned this among the 474 replies that have already been replied, but -- Grampa Simpson story time -- wasn’t there a football game long, long ago where a team sewed football-shaped brown patches onto their uniforms? I believe they were playing Harvard, & Harvard responded by dying the…

He needed to tag him AND THEN MAKE A FOOTBALL MOVE.

Egg?

Agreed. ‘Heluva’ should be spelled with one L and should only be used when referring to specific cheeses and cheese-products.

I’m thinkin’ “Arby”

Later this season, Penn State plans to celebrate the 40th anniversary of JoePa first hearing of the Sandusky allegations. #smdh

These aren’t the droids you’re looking for.