wowwwwwwwwwwwww INCORRECT

Yeah. Unless you’re Prince, gtfo of here with that.

Kristen Stewart is so naturally beautiful it blows my goddamn mind honestly

I love your screen name.

Sometimes a compromise is necessary. My teenage son was a big asker when he was younger but now he won’t bring it up even when I try to engage with him.

Thank you, Anna Merlan’s Ball Sack, for correcting my entirely grammatically valid comment.

I love her coming for Rubio. Especially when he said Hillary wants it to be legal for women to have abortions on their due date and she said, “That’s called a cesarean.” And when he said, “I would rather lose an election than be wrong on the issue of life,” and she said, “Looks like you’ll do both!”

That photo of Kylie makes me think of a Rob Liefeld drawing.

Sadly I think your only replacement for 80s/90s proto-Scentsy is....Scentsy. Do you live in the ‘burbs? I’m sure there’s some lady driving around your neighborhood with one of those giant decals on the window of her hatchback!

I think you need incandescent bulbs that get really hot in order for it to work - not sure if the CFLs are hot enough. That being said, I remember putting some oil on a bulb once and it got so hot that it broke the bulb.

It worked on old time bulbs. The new ones just don’t heat up enough for that trick to work.

I agree, I secretly kind of love this. Her taste and mine vary pretty wildly, and most of her specific advice isn’t really anything I’d go for, but the message of “do special things for yourself because you deserve to have silly fun now and then” is pretty much my gospel.

Why, because we needed something to go on top of the toilet, of course, in fancy-looking but Walmart-cheap cut glass bowls in the shape of hearts! That’s what we did with it. We also put it in hand-covered fabric baskets and gave it out as house-warming gifts...not that me or my mom would know anything about that...

“I actually believe in an emergency kit: candles, a bottle of fizzy wine or champagne, and some lump-fish roe or caviar should always be kept available to make an occasion of an ordinary day.”

Where else would you keep your potpourri? Your boat shoes???? That would be ridiculous.

My Bernie vote brings all the boys to the yard

Step Brothers + Wedding Crashers

Okay, not gonna lie, that looks dumb as fuck funny and the kind of dipshit movie I would watch and enjoy in the right circumstances. I like the idea that the the girls are just as terrible as the boys and totally using them for a free vacation. It’s like Always Sunny Goes On Vacation And Ruins It All.

Aubrey Plaza and Anna Kendrick deserve their very own great movie together, but I will probably watch this.

It’s the great casting that makes me want to see it when it hits Netflix or Prime.