Same. I think I am especially into this because Jezebel and Deadspin are the two Gawker sites I regularly visit.

Clean it?

THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.

Really? Disney definitely did not steal McKinley’s Beauty. It was based on the same French story as Beauty, but more closely resembles the original source material (which is credited) than it does Beauty.

The girl who plays Sansa Stark is also going to be Jean Grey in the new X-Men movie, I expect she is the emerging premier redhead.

I am partial to East of the Sun and West of the Moon. No, I do not think that Beauty and the Beast is a satisfactory adaptation.

I see a million people have (correctly) answered The 12 Dancing Princesses, but it is also sometimes called The Shoes that were Danced to Pieces, which is a much nicer name.

Its the red velveteen, for sure.

Nooo, I dream of bigger hips! Thanks, though!

Actually, it is so important to me that you understand how awesome mermaid skirts can be that I am posting this image of me in my messy sewing room.

I made myself I high-waisted red velveteen mermaid skirt. I wish I could express to you how awesome it is. I wear it with a tucked-in loose t-shirt to parties. I am so fucking cool.

Shit, I’d be pissed if my partner didn’t take that deal. Like, bro, we’ve got bills to pay. Stop being so selfish.

My spouse and I are in an open relationship, so functionally every celebrity is on our list.

Iron Man 3 had weird China-specific content:

I swear to the Lords of Kobol, if ‘Not Being Here To Make Friends’ doesn’t win, I am never coming back here again.

Yeah, I think it isn’t helpful to lump together spot correcters (like the product Emma Watson modeled for) and straight up skin bleaching products like Fair and Lovely. This product isn’t intended to give a person lighter skin, it is intended to reduce the visibility of hyperpigmented scars (which affect darker…

Which is the actual point of most of these products - spot correcters to help eliminate freckles, hyper pigmentation from scarring, and other discolourations. I think it is super important to acknowledge the cultural context of these products (colourism, etc.) but I am also not willing to demonize all lightening spot…

Nah, I’m expecting a car worth at least a quarter million dollars. If I am going to be a sex worker I will be an incredibly expensive sex worker, thank you very much.

I once spent a year in my early twenties dating a man who was over twice my age. The difference here is that he was good looking, physically fit, and quite charming. It is also worth noting that while it was fun and I don’t regret it, it obviously didn’t work out in the long run.

No, but I dated a man old enough to be my father and had waitresses ask me about my father. My advice to waitresses: never assume anything about the relationship between the two people sitting that the table. Never.