I also thought that. I was correct, though, my glasses are always filthy.

It sounds like a cliche, but it kept me out of trouble. I was a weird goth kid, but I spent all my time at a ballet studio or in orchestra rehearsals instead of getting high at raves.

Eeeeeh, I don’t think that art or sports are really harmful to kids in general. I think that some dance studios (like this one) are fucking awful, but that surely applies to some hockey leagues and some music schools as well. Hobbies are a good thing. Physical fitness is a good thing. I spent my childhood and teen…

It’s currently sitting at 100% on Rotten Tomatoes. I have high hopes.

Teens at dawn and dusk only.

A+ excerpt, very entertaining.

She looks like she’s cosplaying The Hawk Mistress from Oglaf. Just sayin’.

I have never, in my entire life, been more proud of my country. Baby balancing.

I love the untucked shirts and popped collars!

I would be really careful about this. I’d suggest that you don’t let yourself depend on drugs to enjoy your time with your kids, and don’t allow yourself to become an habitual user. My father is a complete stoner, and it stopped being fun by the time I was 10. He’s a bit perma-fried (his memory is completely shot) and…

But an MTA worker isn’t a streetperson, a criminal, or a mammy. I honestly don’t understand the distain so many people apparently have for MTA workers. I’m not from New York, though, so maybe there’s some context I’m missing.

Nah, but but running around in a fake belly is batshit crazy.

I don’t understand why everyone feels the need to talk about how Kim isn’t posting selfies for body positivity, she’s doing it for ‘attention’. The thing is, it shouldn’t matter. If you are body positive (I know I am) it shouldn’t fucking matter to you why another person has posted a photo of their naked body on the…

Yo, asshole! I am conventionally attractive and that doesn’t make me any less ‘real’.

Yuuup! I have a three-times cancellation rule. I am absolutely done with any new friend who cancels on me three times in a row.

In fairness to Kim, pregnancy really makes her face and lips swell like that.

Biologically? The surrogate. Legally? Sherri Shepherd. Functionally? No one. There are plenty of children who’s (single) mothers chose artificial insemination to have children on their own - are you equally as concerned for those children, who have no inkling of who their fathers are?

Ok? Her father has an ex wife who’s an asshole. This really isn’t nearly as dire as you’re making it out to be.

My problem is that I have flaky skin around my nose, and sometimes my cheeks and between my eyebrows. It only really bothers me when I’m putting on makeup, because the flakiness becomes really obvious. I understand that being gentle might theoretically correct the problem, but in actuality the only thing that fixes it…

Ok? She realizes that her father has an ex-wife who didn’t want anything to do with her? It really isn’t that big a deal.