I think you misunderstand me. There are two ways to become a parent - biology and adoption. Sherri Shepherd is legally responsible for the child, but has never, ever chosen to be it’s parent. You are a parent because you adopted a child and loved it as your own, so your child has a deep connection with you. Sherri…

Really, though, she’s not the kid’s mother in any way. I agree that she should have to pay child support, but I’m not terribly worried about the affect this all will have on the child.

I like Blerry, personally.

Yes!

Shark Week.

I feel like Sandy Powell (who was nominated twice, for Carol and Cinderella) is doing her best David Bowie homage here.

Ugh, I love her so much. I feel like the she would be the coolest person to hang out with at a party.

Matronly. Caitlyn Jenner is dressed like my grandma.

It is very possible (likely) that the photo was snapped at an awkward moment.

In the comments on another article, someone is complaining that Sharmeen Obaid-Chinoy didn’t choose to speak about the lack of POC nominated for acting awards. Pretty fucking trivial in the face of what she did choose to highlight.

Oh please, Sharmeen Obaid-Chinoy’s speech focused on basic human rights for women in Pakistan. As a documentary filmmaker who was winning an award for her documentary short about honour killings in Pakistan, I doubt she has very many fucks to give regarding Academy Award nominations in acting categories.

I actually think Ex Machina legit deserved that award.

I love it. 10/10, would wear.

At this point Elizabeth has more of a career than the twins. She won’t be making any tacky nostalgia bait for Netflix anytime soon, she’s raking in them Avengers dollars.

Wow. I imagine they are going to get a pretty huge payout from this.

Charlize Theron was fucking robbed of a nomination.

Hahah, A+ reading comprehension, lady.

I am partial to Train Bleu by NARS.

And if a woman is dressed sexy at the club and looking to hook up, that doesn’t mean she’s looking too hook up with you, asshole*.

“What’s the secret to living this long?” I assume to Flossie this basically sounds like, “Why aren’t you dead yet, walking corpse?” What a rude question.