Can I start the craft thread? I finished my knitted ducks and they are so adorable, I can’t wait to share!

It’s like the two ends of the same spectrum reaching around and touching each other. Is that gay?

A few weeks ago, when President Trump signed a directive clearing several hurdles out of the way of the proposed Keystone XL pipeline, the White House touted a new requirement — that the pipeline be made with American-produced steel.

I believe Ben Carson misspoke. He meant to say “alternative immigrants.”

I googled ‘baguette bag’ but I think I ended up in the weird part of the internet again.

Now all I can think of is a remake of Michael Jackson’s “Mole In The Mirror.”

Am I the only one who thinks of Jonathan Brandis and then gets sad whenever SeaQuest is mentioned? Yes, I’m an old, for certain values of “old.”

Not everything is a great source of comedy. People don’t like laughing at Obama because they like him, respect him, and think he does a good job. People love to laugh at W. Bush and Trump because they are stupid clowns with silly voices.

“PC” basically translates to, “Things I don’t care about and so just assume others don’t care about either, because I lack basic human empathy. Therefore anyone who claims to actually care about the things I don’t care about is either too stupid to realize that it’s not worth caring about, or they don’t really care…

Yep. I have long been a subscriber to the “you can make a joke about literally anything but the worse the subject matter the funnier you have to be” school of thought. If you want to make a Holocaust joke you had better bring the goddamned laughs.

Pewdiepie isn’t even good enough to carry a ‘man walks into a bar’…

Why is she walking on people’s work surfaces?

Ok. That clip is awful. Belle seems so basic, who would give a shit about her? Why is she walking on people’s work surfaces? What is up with the editing? Why are we looking at the back of this guy’s head?

Okay but there is also a talking candle and a somewhat sexual talking duster and I think they are lowkey fucking so I don’t think they are going for realistic

I forgot that Anthropologie dressed most French peasants. (Seriously, WTF is up with the costuming in this movie?)

Well thankfully, that’s one social issue we’ve been pretty successful with lately. Keep fighting the good fight.

I’m hearing this in my head to the tune of: On, Dasher! On, Dancer! On, Prancer, on, Vixen! On, Comet, on, Cupid, on, Donner, and Blitzen!

Its amazing to watch a total collapse of your own government. Not only the endless scandal, conflicting stories and total distrust at top levels but the total refusal of some people to even acknowledge ANYTHING is wrong (Give him a chance!)

I love that President Obama handed off the presidency with one of these: