I’m at the NBC studio store in New York. It’s maybe 1999? My favorite cousin was a HUGE Friends fan. I barely know Friends myself (I didn’t even own a TV at the time, because of being poor). So I went there to buy her some merch. I chose this giant Friends Central Perk latte mug. Seemed like a fun gift!

I’m leaving the…

“I didn’t have much experience of how to organize domesticity.”

As a Dad, this really bothers me on a visceral level. Who WOULDN’T want to spend time with your kid?!? He’s YOUR KID. This will definitely impact them since “Dad doesn’t seem to care” which in turn will influence their parenting style which perpetuates this indifference.

I sincerely hope 20-something years from now this little girl, now a full grown woman, has an eureka moment and say to this guy “You were a police officer, a figure of authority with the task of serve and protect. You had my mom right in front of you, in desperate need of help. And your answer to that human being,…

Does anyone else get the impression that “gay up until the point of intercourse” means, “I hate women, but goddamnit, I want to have sex with women”? 

Well, my kids’ school has some explaining to do about last Easter!

Sorry to be this person but

In today’s White House press briefing, Press Secretary Sarah Sanders defended the president’s comments, arguing that “Pocahontas” is not a racial slur and that the president’s comments were not disrespectful to the men being honored. “Why did he feel the need to say something offensive to many people?” one reporter…

One of my 10th graders walked into my room this morning, beaming. “We’re gonna have a Black princess, y’all!”

We have plenty to criticize that doesn’t go after her looks. Be better.

That’s a really weird and stupid pet peeve.

And an adverb beyond “very”.

No, he’s miming grabbing her breasts. It’s gross, but it’s not assault.

her 39-person bridal party

Laurie Metcalf is an underrated acting icon and I hope she gets a well deserved oscar not just for herself but on behalf of every underated, oscar worthy character-actress who never get the A list treatment

I wasn’t aware there was a ranking of pedophile levels

BITCH DID YOU CROCHET AN ENTIRE GIANT POPCORN COSTUME?!?!?!?!?!?

Popcorn! Bummer is, I work alone in my office, so no one even gets to see it :(

Mini Pie is Ladybug from Miraculous. Netflix show where a girl turns into a ladybug superhero. Made with Primary separates and a LOT of felt, haha.

Dale Chihuly, y’all.