That pylon though!

Dear Deadspin,

How much do you play/are you rough with it?

I’ve never been so excited to be constipated after visiting Green Bay

That first sentence sir is a damn mess. You probably could have fixed that with help from a public school teacher at some point.

The correct way to use a body blade is slapping JR Smith in the ass repeatedly as he walks by.

That’s how you protect a draft pick Billy King

I would imagine anyone entering such a location has already signed a legal disclaimer stating personal cell phone use isn’t allowed.

Ahhhhhhhhh my eyes! You had to read the book you fools!

In the highest regard among my people, I fart in your general direction.

Agreed there are a lot of possible causes of death including heat exposure, dehydration, heart failure, or something completely unrelated.

I feel like a mandatory echocardiogram for all college athletes in the NCAA would lead to less unnecessary deaths overall, but god forbid the coaches and AD’s make less money to cover the expenses...you frothing dingleberry

But at what point do developers give a shit about the lack of cross platform play vs exclusive rights monies?

Does him dropping off the board of directors effect his long-term compensation though? I’m sure he still had substantial stock options

Are there any programmers out here that are familiar with making games for the Xbone/Windows?

He could’ve won.

Agree and disagree.

Same. Relaxed and don’t care? Yes. Uncoordinated to anywhere near his point? Impossible I’d think

Interesting I always thought the 5 to the 210 to the 2 to the 5 then on to the 10 then 710 and back to the 5 was faster...