bettythesleeper
bettythesleeper
bettythesleeper

While I understand the intended functionality of the pee flap, I have never, ever seen or even heard of anyone actually using it. What is the point? Who actually threads their yorkie through that porthole to take a leak??

While I understand the intended functionality of the pee flap, I have never, ever seen or even heard of anyone

The bleakness of your comment vs your Kinja name.

I believe it’s “All your cakes are belong to us.”

It’s all good...welcome to Jalopnik.

Yes good, now all the cakes belong to me

His name is DoucheMcBaggus man. You have to expect these things.

Ferrari 812 tows 18,000lbs

That is a bad name.

How about “that Corvette looks pretty good”

El Coyote no es pushrod, homie.

Addition: Mater and Sally are having an affair, and when Lightning is catching on to it, Mater and Sally decide to clip his brake lines so that he will die and Sally can collect his life insurance. They take the life settlement and run off to Central America where they pay off local politicians to keep them safe.

Was probably a V6 with an exhaust.

Toyota: “Wow the Amazon team working on the Grand Tour actually want to use the Prius for promotions! Awesome! Give them like 10! We’re so glad the boys changed their minds on these! Everyone loves em!”

Wow.

But I flap the paddles.

A baby?

Admiral Sloth.

Can James still be referred to as Captain Slow?

Go figure.

Why I Fuck Up My Cars

“The tint is illegal,” he told me, “but I’ve never gotten pulled over for it.”