IDK I thought the “sweeping reform candidate with ACTUAL FUCKING STEP-BY-STEP PLANS” was a pretty great niche but what do I know

Fuck off, Don.

TBF we all look the same

I gasped so hard after reading the “hairy” comment that my boyfriend shout/asked from the toilet what was wrong.

Earlier this year I woke up one morning in a blind panic, hungover, and convinced that I had left my tampon in overnight. (Too many margaritas.) I am deathly afraid of TSS so I went to the bathroom and stuck a couple fingers inside to make sure I hadn’t. I was so scared that I spent a full minute doing this and went…

I mentioned in another reply about Ayanna Pressley and how she hasn’t endorsed anyone at this time, but man I saw some nastiness towards her already on twitter just under the assumption she may endorse Warren instead of Sanders

Can someone please explain to me why they are doing this? What about Sanders are they getting behind? I don’t understand why the Dems aren’t full on embracing Warren, who is *clearly* the best candidate.

Castro’s Biden style to you?

I’m finding that many people that claim the MeToo movement “goes too far” have not been on the receiving end of unwelcome and harassing treatment, and they have not been in the humiliating position where the receiver has to eat shit, say nothing, smile and try to gtfo without losing a job, friend, co-worker, etc.

It was Sen. Schumer who supposedly told Franken that he wouldn’t get the ethics hearing he was requesting (I believe that’s what he wanted). But, yes, let’s definitely blame the woman who was true to her principles that all sexual harrassment is wrong even if it’s done by someone who is really funny and votes the…

I’m so uncomfortable by these jokes. Girl is an immigrant, and (as a fellow Slav) English is so, so fucking hard to master after Slovenian as your first language. I’ve been speaking English for 25 years and I still can’t get it right all the time.

Yeah, it’s a crime the pain he caused, but he was a 21 year old indoctrinated into a belief system, writing about something he probably had almost no experience with.

Yes, it would have been nice if he had realized this before he wrote his book, however the book was a reflection of part of that culture and someone would have written something similar.

PUT MY MOUTH UNDER A SOFT SERVE MACHINE SPOUT AND LET. THAT. BITCH. GOOOOO.

but doing acid is so fun

acid is great and I’d recommend if you’ve got a grip on your emotions 

I’m sure I’ll think of more but we’ll start with this one:

I don’t want to be in a nursing home. Just eating bland food will be torture to me, let alone the antiseptic smells, but women in my family live into their late 90s. So when I get old enough to be ready, I am taking an Arctic cruise. My final act will be jumping onto an ice floe and embracing a baby polar bear, and…

They are not breaking the law. Why are anti-welfare assholes so sadistic?