I’m similar height with a long torso and swimsuits are the bane of my existence. I’ve had great luck getting some from Popina. Their own line has been perfect for me, but if you’re anywhere near Portland the staff can basically help you find other brands that fit as well.

I want to know if his wife is officially an employee or not. Because if she’s not employed by the department why the fuck is she working there in any capacity?

It didn’t work out well for the end person whose money it was, but it was great for the investing advisor!

Absolutely no pets sleep in bed with me. I don’t care what this study says, the few times I’ve made an exception or one of the little bugger snuck in I slept miserably and ended up wide awake at 2am with them when they decided they wanted a snack or pets.

I feel like Hot in Cleveland was as close to a GG remake as we’ll get. All 50 (I think maybe they claimed to be 40 something?) something women moving into a house together. It’s just that the modern ideal of aging has shifted.

There’s a Nyx one that I really like. It’s about the same amount of coverage as the bare minerals one, but there was a better color match for (plus it’s 1/4th of the price).

That sounds pretty whim like to me. She decided she wanted a distraction so she went to Petco.

WHAT . THE. FUCK??????? Who decides to cruelly kill their pet like that at an airport. I just...and she’s going to sue?????

I bet he completely ignores it until the market starts going up again (which he’ll take credit for) or until Fox and Friends tells him how it’s not his fault.

If I was a billionaire I would buy every single one of these dresses just to wear around the house and chill.

Not a defense of Musk, because I think he’s a probably a typical tech bro, but white fur and bunny costumes and over the top shit could probably be found at countless sv parties. It’s really a condemnation of the entire tech scene that I’ve been to countless industry parties that could probably be sex parties with the…

The lottery was all a dream, though, to help her cope with Dan dying. How that is going to be covered since John Goodman is on the show...who knows.

I left dev work after 5 years of being a code monkey. I’m still in tech but I rarely code outside of side projects because I was so fucking sick of doing shit projects, being the only woman on the team, and constantly being forced to pay my dues while less experienced guys waltzed in. I’ve been thinking moving back in…

White conservative men are not fucking protected classes.

We’d be pretty okay in the rest of the west coast too, although the deep red counties might struggle if they couldn’t import from some of the bluer counties (since they pretty much rely on handouts at this point as they refuse to diversify their economies and keep waiting for lumber to come back).

Sessions has to do something to prove that the loss of a solid republic seat was worth it. He left his seat in Alabama for this job and it went to a fucking democrat. What does he have to lose? Might as well try and lock her up and make sure all the darkies go to jail for smokin the reefer. /words reflect the elfs…

Yeah seriously. I mean the western states are full of guns. Heck they’re full of libertarian separatist types. They just smoke a lot of weed. It’s a bad mix.

Sometimes I think the only thing that’s keeping the blue areas from taking to the streets in protest 24/7 is calming weed. I don’t think Sessions really thought this through very well.

That’s exactly what they’ve been doing. The only twist on it is making the houses pretentious and more expensive while looking down on the trailer dwellers.

The only part of this that appeals is I’d know they have plumbing and electricity. Ain’t nobody fooling me into camping in the woods without a real bed, electricity, and an actual bathroom with a shower.