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Kryptonian Rhapsody...

One look at this photo and the sound you’ll be hearing is a million Berniebro heads exploding.

You know, just because the hack joke is there you don’t mean you have to make it.

I didn’t get to see Grease in the original language until the mid-Nineties (all we got here were and still are dubbed versions of it), and until then I thought “Maraschino” was a made-up name for the Italian version of the film. Finding out she was actually called that was a revelation.

Are you ever going to run out of lawns to tell people to get off of?

Go fuck yourself. Americans have not been raised in that type of lifestyle, and you damn well know it. We’re not saying people can’t carry a jug around a while, but in our modern lifestyle where our only jobs AREN’T carry jugs of water on our head, it is not realistic to expect the populace of a first-world country to…

You watched a different video than I did, dude

I mean look at him, he got right in the way of Wideman’s arms! It was his own fault.

In what world is that not intentional he obviously lunges at him. Whether or not the victim was a linesman or an opposing skater, that was a dirty hit. Additionally, how did Wideman not have to go through some kind of concussion protocol after being smashed head first into the boards, skate wobbly towards bench, and…

Hmmmmmm

FBI AGENT: So the password is Eckstein123? That’s the stupidest password I’ve ever heard in my life! That’s the kind of thing an idiot would have on his luggage!
BOB ELLIOTT: That’s amazing. I’ve got the same combination on my luggage.

It counts in the Big Ten record books for tie-breaking purposes, but not in the NCAA record books.

BS. This woman is guilty. Wouldn’t you say you just happened to pick up the necklace to get out of a life sentence?

Just Gabbert and Manziel. The others aren’t white.

Laugh all you want, Tom. The last thing this country needs is more division.

Don't forget Vick!

No list of possible QBs is complete without Tebow

All of them. All of the quarterbacks.