I wore my 0-16 shirt for every Browns game last year. Plan on wearing it to every game until the Browns make it to the Super Bowl or it crumbles into dust.

Aapparently Westeros hates vaginas as much as the US does

June Allyson and Liz Taylor too.

My mother went out with my now step-dad on a blind date 29 years ago, brought him home, and he never left. They were married 6 weeks later and are still happily married. It does happen!

Yes, it seems to be the opposite of “an awful lot of pets.” It’s sad animals die, but it seems to be really uncommon.

A quick internet search tells me that not only does United carry way more animals than other airlines, but that United checks dogs and cats and also rabbits and household birds, which most other airlines refuse. They also will transport brachycephalic dog breeds, which most other airlines refuse. So I’m sure that has…

Also, great throw. Maybe the Jets should sign the Knight King.

Where did get all those giant chains? I thought they couldn’t swim?

Negligent homicide? Manslaughter? Murder?

How many QBs do you think they’ll end up with? Gabbert, Kaepernick, Manziel, RG3...and Sanchez? 5, I’m guessing 5.

Philly games.

In my fantasy league final, going against my husband (!), I was up 20 points. He only had his kicker left; I had it in the bag... Fuck Blair Walsh and his 23 points! I have to deal with my husband’s smug face all off season. Seriously, fuck Blair Walsh.

Knowing the 49ers, they’ll probably end up getting neither.