I can only imagine what unthinkable steel resolve you must have, being able to withstand all these incredibly clever internet takedowns.

Back in the 90's Tommy Lee Jones taught me you can stop lava flows with trucks.

"But Daniel Tosh needed more air time!" — Comedy Central exec, nose deep in cocaine.

I glanced at that headline and 1st thought was…Linda Lovelace is back from the dead for an interview?

Also, the cyber-elves are unrelated to the rock-paper-scissors mechanic. Zero uses "element chips" for those.

Would Mahky Mahk have what it takes to play awgun for the Sawx?