My big red list no-no’s - flour, sugar, dairy, and red meat

I’m honestly not seeing surgery. Fillers, botox, and lots and lots of really skillful makeup.

Also, note that for this subject in particular, the employee really has to have screwed up in a unique and interesting way for anyone to have a reason to care about the story. If you specifically requested a sandwich with no mayo, and a server then brought you a sandwich with mayo on it, well, I’m very sad for you,…

Cool story, bro

I am a physician. I took care of a young girl in residency that attempted suicide because her lasik screwed her vision up. I also have noted (anecdotally) that all my opthalmalogist friends wear glasses or contacts. So basically I won't get the surgery until some other technique gets invented.

If you think that there aren’t 45 year old men listening to Green Day and eating hotdogs and ramen, then I envy your optimism about the human condition.