That would get so old real fast.

I genuinely think Mark Bittman’s How to Cook Everything is a cookbook every person should own. But it’s kinda pricey and it has a website!

My boyfriend is 99% sure he got drugged when he drank something his female friend brought back to him. Strong suspicious that someone drugged the drink thinking it was hers, when in fact, she was buying it for him. It was his first and ONLY drink of the night, and my boyfriend is a heavy drinker. He doesn’t remember…

Get one of the 3 in 1 stick blender ones. It’s MUCH smaller and has a whisk (so you don’t need a hand beater) and a stick blender (good for soups but also has a cup so it can ALMOST replace a blender) in addition to a food processor. It’s also only like $45-60.

Right? And he’s probably a better lay, too!

Your MOM. She can sit next to me. Your Dad can whisper calming syllables...

Yes, but George, when you ruin your children, sometimes the state has to take them away from you for their own welfare.

That’s a lot of effort. I hope you and your friends have a great day.

I used to work at that Starbucks and we got quite a few celebs in both because it’s a pretty big tourist site and because it’s sometimes used for filming.

Lorde?