yeah it’s a running joke that i think you may have missed

Why? Are you trying to find me? Want my address? Gonna stalk me? IS THIS COURTNEY? OR THE GOVERNMENT?

I’m more uncomfortable with the arm tattoo staring...just staring at me from behind the shirt. No joke, it’s giving me goosebumps (and not the exciting kind, either).

For all the inevitable jokes about “who is Rita Ora???” I don’t think I’d ever seen a pic of her until now.

Okay, they were never openly horrible to me but they were to my neighbours and friends, and Their open kitchen window is right across from my very thin front door so I have heard many things I never wanted to hear. These people are clearly fucked up, but they’re also just plain weird.

I watch the hell out of Real Housewives, I'm not even going to lie. But people need to stop putting Kim Richards in front of a camera. It's gone from train wreck to legit sad. It makes my heart hurt to see her doing something like this.

I think calling Dr. Debbie Magids a Doctor is a stretch as well.

They need to change the job descriptions of the therapists who appear on these type of shows to “disaster facilitators”.

Must. See. TV. Too bad they didn’t book Lindsay and Dina.

She’s not a cat unless she’s shitting in a box daily and is gnawing on raw mice on the regs.

When the world discovered furries, otherkin were only a matter of time. Is it weird that my reaction is more,” What, is this kind of thing new?”

Oh my god, the rest of the world has discovered otherkin.

You know, I can handle the being a cat thing but her shitty goth get-up and bad dye job have to go.

This motherfucker is so corny I swear Congress is gonna subsidize him in the next farm bill.

It’s all harmless fun until you look in the cockpit and see this

Used to live in Bangkok. This trend is not even in the top 10 of creepy/weird shit going on there.

I think she’s probably just trying to be nice, and perhaps is a bit more empathetic. She might have had a tough time when she was your age and no one was there for her so she doesn’t want anyone else to be in the same position she was. I have found that as I move up, people confide in me a lot and are a lot more open,…

Filed to: SEXIST BURRITOS

That moment when your problematic fave starts getting too problematic

The song’s aight. It might grow on me, like BBHMM did (grandtheft auto remix ONLY) but I dunno. It’s reminiscent of What’s My Name. I don’t think it’s gonna be a huge hit, but it’s pleasant to listen to.