Zayn’s more fit and muscular now than when that photo was taken (yep I was actually curious enough to Google this), but still thinner than my taste cares for, too. And he does still have chicken legs.

Shorter: seriously, a dude shoots up a planned parenthood, what do you think his deal was? Immigration reform?

Thanks for the simple act of listing this under terrorism. The gymnastics people are displaying to avoid that word/ definition of this act staggers my mind.

Will conservatives call him a hero for going after PP or a thug for killing a cop? Can’t wait to see how Fox News spins this one....

I wanted to reply something funny to you and I googled “zayn ugly” and every picture that came back was just beautiful eyes and razor sharp cheekbones, so yeah you win this round.

Here's my hypothesis. Zayn is objectively the “hot one.” You are now free to submit evidence confirming or rejecting this hypothesis.

This isn’t just an impressive figure, this is an ASTONISHING figure. Fifteen years ago Billbord needed to come up with another designation of achievement because albums would sell 10 million copies on the norm (diamond certified). In today’s market, to sell 2.4 million records in 3 days is saying you sold 10 million…

Or ‘my family needs that song in time for Thanksgiving dinner!’

How do either of them have “annoyingly, probably faux, exotic names”? Their names are both their birth names. Gigi Hadid is half-Palestinian from her dad’s side which is where “Hadid” (an Arab last name) comes from. Zayn Malik is half-Pakistani, also from his dad’s side, and his first and last name are Pakistani…

Wasn’t Stockard Channing like 30 when she played Rizzo?

zayn really is remarkably nice looking. those eyelashes!

Maybe “Hot teen” is their job title. Like the Hot Cops.

Yeah. Asking employees to wear that shirt is awful.

Like instead of 20% or 50%, take off the entire price. But it’s still in incredibly poor taste.

You posted a comment on this entry 15 minutes after it went live. So either your google alert for MC went ping or you read Jez pretty regularly. Either way, you are reading and commenting on precisely the thing you say you aren’t.

And being meh, or whatever, about Nicki Minaj

hahahaha...you’re doing a good job...commenting on a celebrity interview.

Mariah just being honest about Madonna:

I’m sure he was and is still furious (he made a note about it in the 3rd point). But he’s practicing what he (quite literally) preaches. Whether you believe in Jesus/God/Christianity or not, you have to admit that THIS is kind of the epitome of what it’s supposed to look like. Love your neighbor as yourself and don’t…

I really hope those exploiting this case for their own disgusting agendas read that and know they’re the bad guys here.