That Amy Schumer thing sounds pretty much like an extremely overblown situation mostly made up by the magazine. Like, if I was famous and I was being turned away for forgetting my membership card, I think that’s one scenario where “You know who I am” is pretty valid since it’s unlikely someone would be pretending to…

Cocaine is an antibiotic?

screw it, just buying myself this for christmas and calling it a day.

ALSO, I really, really hate chevron print.

But they’re so handy! For canning but also for a million other things. I sincerely wish mason jars didn’t have the stench of trendy hipster shit on them, because they are a perfect all-purpose container for a million different things.

Self is a terrible magazine and doesn’t deserve to continue to exist.

That hair is not clean.

Okay but I love it.

omg

I’m pretty sure that isn’t her old nose (i.e. Original Nose) but an intermediate nose.

Kim’s old nose.

I feel the same way about this as I do regular fantasy sport teams. I understand it not at all and feel slightly irritated that anyone would be wasting their time with it.

This EDM cruise thing explains the rise in stds

Always buy trip insurance, people! Whether it’s projectile vomiting and diarrhea or a person overboard, your fare is non-refundable!

I mean, considering that the teen/early 20's demographic is the one most affected here, we should just make it a blanket statement for everyone. I've heard all kinds of reasons for not wrapping it up, ranging from loss of sensation/pleasure to, I kid you not, not worrying about STD's because medicine has come so far…

Oddly enough, I think that’s the normal thought upon seeing something that weird.

Femdom public humiliation fetish. I’d bet my house on it.

That was my first thought. Definitely some sort of public variation of the slob fetish (I have traveled to many dark areas of the internet).

Definitely a sex thing.

I’m calling some some sort of sexual fetish on the chicken wing throwing thing.